There has been a lot of talk about "deal breakers" lately. I am not sure why it keeps coming up in conversation, but it does. A deal breaker is something that I can't live with; a characteristic or preference that I just cannot accept in a potential significant other.
Everybody has them - whether they admit it or not. One friend says that big hands with bad fingernails is a deal breaker for her. Today a guy friend from college gave me every scenario possible to help identify my deal breakers. I decided I needed to blog about this topic so I never forget my deal breakers.
My top 10 in no particular order - except for the first one.
1. Bad kisser. First on the list because I like kissing and a bad kiss is a complete turn off. I don't want to feel like I am making out with a dead fish.
2. Cheap. I am not talking about extravagant gifts. I am referring to not tipping a waitress well. Or complaining all the time about how much cable costs. Or never buying me a drink. Or not being philanthropic - seriously who doesn't give money to help sick kids or animal shelters?
3. Mullets, missing teeth, nasty mustaches and smoking. All non-negotiable.
4. Wears wife beaters. Why would you do that? And let me guess you have a waterbed and a pet alligator too.
5. Weighs less than me. No gal wants to feel like Large Marge around their man.
6. Wears Affliction shirts from The Buckle. Clear indicator that a mid-life crisis is around the corner.
7. Uses the word "lover." Ick. Never do I want to be referred to as your lover. Ever.
8. Drugs. Never done them myself and don't want to be around it. I want to be the high you crave.
9. Sends me to check out the noise downstairs. Every girl wants a man's man when it comes to creepy noises. Sending me downstairs to check it out makes me wonder why I would want you.
10. No sense of humor. This is a big one. Life is too short not to laugh. I want inside jokes with my guy.